Tuesday, June 21, 2005

SCRATCH A LEFTIST, FIND A BIGOT

So, I am on the Kevin Drum site, arguing over Durbin, when some annoying weasal named solar who starts quibbling with me over...grammar. So, after on one of my last exchanges, I wrote this:

Solar,

Again, nice try, genius, but you did exactly what I expected you to do. Instead of trying to argue on the substance of the issue, you continue to engage in snide remarks. Who was the troll again? (Pssst! That’s you!) Who started the anonymous little tough-guy act over the internet? (Pssst! That would be you, too!)

Being merely snide requires no talent, you hack. See, watch:

"I know you are functionally limited, so I will assist you just this once."

*But solar, you've already helped me with my grammar several times, so obviously you are a liar! Nyah-Nyah-Nyah! Thhhffffbbbbttt!*

I know you think that sort of thing is the height of wit, solar, but it ain't. And yes, solar, I meant to type "ain't". Go tell the grammar police! Putz.

I have tried to engage the issue on this site (look it up), but I get either silence, or petulant little twits like you giving English lessons. My Holocaust denier post was meant to point out how trivializing horrific events for political gain attracts lunatics, but I guess that was too simple a concept, eh? Whether Honest Joe meant what he said does not take away from the issue that trivializing events like the Holocaust makes things easier for Holocaust deniers.

However much I would so love to engage in this petulant game-saying exercise with you, I wanted to hear real arguments, not drivel. But, when in Rome…

Just to help YOU out:

1) "pathlogical" is actually spelled pathological in English.

2) "Kommando" is spelled commando in English.

3) English as a proper noun is capitalized, professor.

4) said(as pathlogical" - You STILL keep thinking that a parenthesis replaces a space.

5) "the normal people..." - You need to capitalize the beginning of your sentences.

Like I said, being a snide, petty putz is easy, TROLLar. Tee-Hee. See, I did it again.

When your English and typing are immaculate, you can belittle others. Until then, you just look like a dweeb.

I am done with you. You may leave.


So, I apparently got him really riled up (It appears I am a good enough writer to piss him off) and he posted this response:


Captain Constipated,

I'll leave whenever I decide to, not when some Faux News-bleating mindless idiot decides that I should. If this bothers you, I suggest you return to fucking yourself.

This:

"...trivializing horrific events for political gain attracts lunatics..."

is the closest you've come to self-knowledge. Recognizing your illness is the first step towards mental health, I suppose. Good luck with all that twisted pathology.

""Kommando" is spelled commando in English.” Except it isn’t spelled that way, of course, when it is deliberately misspelled so that the first letters of all the words in your title will be the same. You really are a mincing little simpleton, aren’t you?

"English as a proper noun is capitalized, professor."

This is a sentence fragment. No matter, Captain Illiterate, your point is mistaken (see above). Perhaps you should employ a reader familiar with the language.

"said(as pathlogical" - You STILL keep thinking that a parenthesis replaces a space."

I don't know what your TRS-80 displays but look again. Of course, since we know you cut and pasted the post into Word and spell-checked it, you might mistakenly assume the lack of a space. By the way, should I be having this conversation with Microsoft (as you display no proofreading skills of your own)?

“Like I said, being a snide, petty putz is easy, TROLLar.”

Yes, and I can see after flunking out of middle school you have elevated it to your profession. An unemployed fuckwit- I'm sure your parents are quite proud.

“Tee-Hee.”

This is neither a word nor a sentence, but a fairly good measure of your effeminate mannerisms. Why is it that all loony-fringe trolls are closeted gays? Could your writing (and whining) be more effeminate?

“When your English and typing are immaculate, you can belittle others.”

I understand that you, as someone who aspires to no more than a clerical position, might equate perfect typing with being on top of the world. Sadly, they are not equivalent. Therefore, I feel free to belittle dishonest little cut and paste monkeys like you whenever I feel like it.

Still waiting for the quote where Durbin called our troops Nazis. I suppose that was just another of your lies, right, Captain Cretin? Where is that "substantive" debate? Doesn't real debate "more fit" you?


Woah, a little hidden prejudice peeking out, eh? I replied:


"...your effeminate mannerisms."

"Why is it that all loony-fringe trolls are closeted gays?"

"You really are a mincing little simpleton..."

"I understand that you, as someone who aspires to no more than a clerical position, might equate perfect typing with being on top of the world."

I love it. Get a moonbat riled up enough and you find either an anti-semite, a racist, a class snob or a homophobe. I KNEW you had it in you, solar. Good job.

Oh, DO go on, please. Your sputtering rage and bigotry are so illuminating...and sweet. ;)

LOL


So is it not amazing that an avowed leftist, one who would most likely howl in rage over Bush's opposition to Gay Marriage, would turn out to have "gay" issues. And check out the class warfare insults. Looks like he forgot that he is supposed to be a friend of the proletariat, no? Some friend of the working class. It's funny, but also pretty ugly, is it not?

Oh, I am not sure of the ethics of posting content on a message thread, but it is an open area, so I consider it fair game. After all, he told me to 'eff myself. How rude!

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