Thursday, May 12, 2005

Why The UN Needs John Bolton

From an official UN Press Release: (Hatip: Transatlantic Intelligencer)

"In other business, the Assembly adopted a resolution commemorating the sixtieth anniversary of the end of the Second World War, and declared 8 to 9 May as a time of remembrance and reconciliation and invited all Member States, organizations of the United Nations system, non-governmental organizations (NGOs) and individuals to observe annually either one or both of those days in an appropriate manner to pay tribute to all who lost their lives in that War." - http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2004/ga10303.doc.htm

From an official UN Press Release after John Bolton is nominated:

- "In other business, the assembly revoked a resolution commemorating the sixtieth anniversary of the end of the Second World War which called for tribute to all who lost their lives in that War. That resolution was replaced by one sponsored by the American Ambassador John Bolton which contained a tribute to all those who had died defeating the fascist, imperial mass murdering Axis regimes and damned to hell the souls responsible for starting the war, operating concentration camps, conducting mass executions and other WWII atrocities.
- "Due to some subsequent confusion, the assembly next adopted a resolution, also sponsored by the American Ambassador, which officially defined "atrocity" as things like bayoneting babies and using poison gas to kill civilians, and not putting panties on people's heads and taking pictures.
- "After some further confusion on the part of some members of the Assembly, the American ambassador proposed another resolution which defined "fascist", "mass-execution", and "imperial" by reading them out of a dictionary.
- "This lead to a final resolution in which Mr. Bolton proposed that an official definition of "clueless assclown" be anyone who needs the definitions of "atrocity", "fascist", "mass-execution", and "imperial" read to them out of a dictionary. Mr. Bolton then threw his dictionary at the Ambassador of France, who attempted to debate the definition of 'assclown', knocking him out."

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